God Gave Us The Gift Of Life.

Apartheid Isn't That Cut-and-dry. All Men Are Not Created Equal.

If Barack Obama Becomes The President In November Again, I Will Either Be Dead Or In Jail By This Time Next Year.

At 62, I Remain Clean And Sober And My Ponytail Remains Erect.

If Guns Cause Crime, All Of Mine Are Defective.

I Do Media Every Day I Tour And The Travel Itself Is A Bit Testing, So I Don't Get To Do Much Gregarious Activity When I'm On The Road, But I Do Enough Barbequing And Enough Hanging Out And Training With Enough Law Enforcement And Military To Keep Me Bright-eyed And Bushy-tailed And To Make Sure My Guitar Solos Every Night Breath Fire.