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I Know We Just Met Today, But I Gotta See You Tomorrow. I Know This Is Our First Date, I Don't Expect You To Swallow.

God Knows America Would Be The Greatest Again If She Operated Like The Nugent Family. No Takers, No Whiners, No Gangsters, No Dopers, No Drunks, No Criminals, No Bloodsuckers, No Excuse Makers, No Crybabies, No Punks, No Obama Supporters.

Like The Average American That I Hang Out With, And Like My Father Before Me, I Raised All My Children To Respect Tools And Use Them Wisely And Safely.

Mankind: A Quality Of Life Upgrade Is Available To Each And Every One Of You. It Should Give You A Quality Of Life Upgrade, Which Means No Drugs, No Alcohol, No Fast Food - Unless, Of Course, It's A Mallard.

Ignorance Is Indeed Bliss, But It Is Also Dangerous And Embarrassing.