I Ate Fiberglass Insulation. It Wasn’t Cotton

Reading A Book, Watching A Movie, Going To A Play, It's Transporting, And Very, Very Exciting. And To Be A Part Of That, Creating Things With Your Imagination, Whoa.

'anchorman'... Is Not Grounded In Anything. There Is Absolutely No Heart To That Movie, Which I Love.

Taste In Comedy, Like Fashion, Changes All The Time.

From Cheesecake On A Stick To Meat Skewers To Deep-fried Bananas On A Stick - There Are No Plates Anymore. In Los Angeles, Everything Has Become A Corn Dog. Actually, Corn Dogs Still Work. But Most Other Food Should Be Stickless.

I Had, Like, Two Goals In My Career: One Was To Try To Get Into 'second City.' When I Moved To Chicago, My Goal Was To Try To Work At 'second City.' And Beyond That, My Goal Was To Make Enough Money As An Actor To Not Do Anything Else But Act, Not Have To Go And Wait Tables Again.