[giving Welfare To Poor People] Is The

No, I Had Not Read Any Other Comedian's Book. Not That I Don't Enjoy Other Comedians; I'm Just Not A Reader.

My Life Is About Building And Working And Wrenching On Some Cars.

There's No Bigger Atheist Than Me. Well, I Take That Back. I'm A Cancer Screening Away From Going Agnostic And A Biopsy Away From Full-fledged Christian.

A Lot Of Guys And People In Our Society Think That Chicks Just Love Dudes With Money. Chicks Love Dudes Who Are Successful Who Happen To Have Money - Do You Know What I Mean? Chicks Are Attracted To Dudes That Are Doing Their Own Thing.

Of Course On Air I Use Occasional Hyperbole To Tell A Story.