Give The People What They Think They

The Music Teacher Came Twice A Week To Bridge The Awful Gap Between Dorothy And Chopin.

A Rose By Any Other Name Would Smell As Sweet, But Would Not Cost Half As Much During The Winter Months.

A Good Jolly Is Worth What You Pay For It.

When Wealth Walks In At The Door, The Press Agent Comes In Through The Window.

She Was Short On Intellect, But Long On Shape.