Give Her A Day, And Then In

Communism Is Like Prohibition, It Is A Good Idea, But It Won't Work.

We Are All Here For A Spell, Get All The Good Laughs You Can.

When You Put Down The Good Things You Ought To Have Done, And Leave Out The Bad Ones You Did Do Well, That's Memoirs.

The Schools Ain't What They Used To Be And Never Was.

You Know The More You Read And Observe About This Politics Thing, You Got To Admit That Each Party Is Worse Than The Other. The One That's Out Always Looks The Best. My Only Solution Would Be To Keep Em Both Out One Term And Hire My Good Friend Henry Ford To Run The Whole Thing, And Give Him A Commission On What He Saves Us.