Make Crime Pay. Become A Lawyer.

If I Could Kick The Person In The Tail That Causes Me The Most Problems I Could Not Sit Down For A Week

Labor Leaders Don't Do Much Laboring After They Are Able To Lead.

They Are Each Good When They Are Out, And Each Bad When They Are In.

A Republican Moves Slowly. They Are What We Call Conservatives. A Conservative Is A Man Who Has Plenty Of Money And Doesn't See Any Reason Why He Shouldn't Always Have Plenty Of Money. A Democrat Is A Fellow Who Never Had Any, But Doesn't See Any Reason Why He Shouldn't Have Some.

I Hope We Never Live To See The Day When A Thing Is As Bad As Some Of Our Newspapers Make It.