Get A Good Dog. We Have Not

The Jewel In The Baby Product Crown Is The Stroller. And If In America You Are What You Drive, Then In Parentland, You Are What You Push.

Every Time I See Peter Falk In The Movie I Think That Would Be Great. We'd Be Fun Together

Sometimes It Works Out Well, And Certain Household Responsibilities Fall Naturally To Those Who Like Doing Them. For Example, My Wife Likes To Pack Suitcases, I Like To Unpack Them. My Wife Likes To Buy Groceries, I Like To Put Them Away. I Do. I Like The Handling And Discovering, And The Location Assignments. Cans - Over There. Fruit - Over There. Bananas - Not So Fast. You Go Over Here. When You Learn Not To Go Bad So Quickly, Then You Can Stay With The Rest Of Your Friends.

Having A Baby Dragged Me, Kicking And Screaming, From The World Of Self-absorption.

Marriage Is Just An Elaborate Game That Allows Two Selfish People To Periodically Feel That They're Not.