Gentlemen Prefer Blondes.

The Rarest Of All Things In American Life Is Charm. We Spend Billions Every Year Manufacturing Fake Charm That Goes Under The Heading Of Public Relations. Without It, America Would Be Grim Indeed.

In Any Service Where A Couple Hold Down Jobs As A Team, The Male Generally Takes His Ease While The Wife Labors At His Job As Wellas Her Own.

I Was Making Love To A Man, A Man I Hardly Even Know. He Was Kissing The Face Off Me And I Was Kissing The Face Off Him. And I Found It Highly Satisfactory.

A Kiss On The Hand May Feel Very, Very Good, But A Diamond And Sapphire Bracelet Lasts Forever.

Always Go To The Solitary Drinker For The Truth!