Generally, I Wake Up, Honestly It's Creepy,

People Have Been Telling Me I'm A Failure And That I'm Doing It All Wrong For 20 Years Now. Never Trust Anybody When They Tell You How Your Story Goes. You Know Your Story. You Write Your Own Story.

It's Not Like Someday My Kid's Gonna Be Standing Over My Grave, And Somebody's Gonna Hang Her A Folded Flag And Say, "you Know What? This Is 'cause He Did 24 Hours Straight On Twitter." But It's Just One Of Those Little Personal Victories, Like, "i Wonder If I Can Do This." And I Did It. A Stupid Goal, But I Accomplished It. Life's All About...for Me, At Least...having Very Stupid Achievable Goals. That Way, You Always Feel Like A Winner.

I Know You're Supposed To Tell Kids Not To Do Drugs, But, Kids, Do It! Do Weed! Don't Do The Other Stuff, But Weed Is Good

There's Something To Be Said For Failing. It's Not The Failure You Feel, It's The Failure That People Project When Something Disappoints. You're Back To Ground Zero, Where There's No Expectations, And That's Where I Like To Be.

I'm Not Even Supposed To Be Here Today.