Gas Is Getting So Expensive I'm Gonna

Carol Leifer Is Funny, Really Funny.

Men Do Not Settle Down. Men Surrender.

Every Man Has To Settle Down Eventually. You Know Why You Gotta Settle Down Eventually? Because You Don't Want To Be The Old Guy In The Club. You Know What I'm Talking About. Every Club You Go Into, There's Always Some Old Guy. He Ain't Really Old, Just A Little Too Old To Be In The Club.

Why Do People Do Yoga? To Clear Their Minds? I Embrace The Clutter In My Head.

White Man Makes Guns? No Problem. Black Rapper Says "gun"? Congressional Hearing.