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Gas Is Getting So Expensive I'm Gonna Ride A Mexican To Work.
-Chris Rock
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Gas Is Getting So Expensive I'm Gonna
Chris Rock
Gas Is Getting So Expensive I'm Gonna Ride A Mexican To Work.
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