Fun Is Fun But No Girl Wants

A Kiss On The Hand May Feel Very, Very Good, But A Diamond And Sapphire Bracelet Lasts Forever.

If We Have To Tell Hollywood Good-by, It May Be With One Of Those Tender, Old-fashioned, Seven-second Kisses Exchanged Between Two People Of The Opposite Sex, With All Their Clothes On.

Gentlemen Prefer Blondes... But Gentlemen Marry Brunettes.

Sometimes Writers Of No Talent At All Can Write Great Acting Scenes. Sometimes The Very Best Writers Can't Write Scenes That Come To Life.

Gentlemen Always Seem To Remember Blondes.