Fun Is Fun But No Girl Wants

I Don't Like Diabolism So I Stay Away From Things Like Clockwork Orange. I Think Diabolism Is Awfully Childish. I Don't Even Want To See The Godfather. I Couldn't Stand Seeing That Horse's Head Cut Off. I Wouldn't Mind If It Were Marlon Brando's.

Men No Longer Prefer Blondes. Today Gentlemen Seem To Prefer Gentlemen.

Dorothy Is Th Cool Type Of Temperament Who Quite Frequently Thinks That Two Is A Crowd.

I've Never Known A Philadelphian Who Wasn't A Downright 'character'; Possibly A Defense Mechanism Resulting From The Dullness Of Their Native Habitat.

I'm Furious About The Women's Liberationists. They Keep Getting Up On Soap-boxes And Proclaiming That Women Are Brighter Than Men. That's True, But It Should Be Kept Very Quiet Or It Ruins The Whole Racket.