Fun Is Fun But No Girl Wants

A Kiss On The Hand May Feel Very, Very Good, But A Diamond And Sapphire Bracelet Lasts Forever.

In Any Service Where A Couple Hold Down Jobs As A Team, The Male Generally Takes His Ease While The Wife Labors At His Job As Wellas Her Own.

Men Are Weak And Constantly Need Reassurance, So Now That They Fail To Find Adulation In The Opposite Sex, They're Turning To Each Other. Less And Less Do Men Need Women. More And More Do Gentlemen Prefer Gentlemen.

Gentlemen Prefer Blondes.

Memory Is More Indelible Than Ink.