Men No Longer Prefer Blondes. Today Gentlemen

I've Never Known A Philadelphian Who Wasn't A Downright 'character'; Possibly A Defense Mechanism Resulting From The Dullness Of Their Native Habitat.

That Our Popular Art Forms Have Become So Obsessed With Sex Has Turned The U.s.a Into A Nation Of Hobbledehoys; As If Grown People Don't Have More Vital Concerns, Such As Taxes, Inflation, Dirty Politics, Earning A Living, Getting An Education, Or Keeping Out Of Jail.

In Any Service Where A Couple Hold Down Jobs As A Team, The Male Generally Takes His Ease While The Wife Labors At His Job As Wellas Her Own.

I Always Think That The Most Delightful Thing About Traveling Is To Always Be Running Into Americans And To Always Feel At Home.

With A Mental Equipment Which Allows Me To Tell The Difference Between Hot And Cold, I Stand Out In This Community Like A Modern Day Cicero. Dropped Into Any Other City Of The World, I'd Rate As A Possibly Adequate Night Watchman.