Freedom Is Like Taking A Bath: You

The Biggest Sin Is Sitting On Your Ass.

... Tobacco Kills 52,000 People A Year From Lung Cancer, And There's No Telling How Many Lives Have Been Ruined Through Drinking.but To My Knowledge, No One Has Ever Died Of A Blow Job.

Nail Polish Or False Eyelashes Isn't Politics. If You Have Good Politics, What You Wear Is Irrelevant. I Don't Take Dictation From The Pig-o-cratic Style Setters Who Say I Should Dress Like A Middle-aged Lady. My Politics Don't Depend On Whether My Tits Are In Or Out Of A Bra.

I Never Stop To Wonder Why I'm Not Like Other People. They Mystery To Me Is Why More People Aren't Like Me.

You Can't Dump One Cup Of Sugar Into The Ocean And Expect To Get Syrup. If Everybody Sweetened Her Own Cup Of Water, Then Things Would Begin To Change.