The Question Arises Whether All Lawyers Are

Women Are Dirt Searchers; Their Greatest Worth Is Irradicating Rings On Collars And Tables. Never Mind Real-estate Boards' Corruption And Racism, Here's Your Soapsuds. Everything She Is Doing Is Peripheral, Expendable, Crucial, And Non-negotiable. Cleanliness Is Next To Godliness.

Oppressed People Are Frequendy Very Oppressive When First Liberated. And Why Wouldn't They Be? They Know Best Two Positions. Somebody's Foot On Their Neck Or Their Foot On Somebody's Neck.

The Spending Of Our Tax Dollars By The Pentagon Represents The Greatest Social Disease Of Our Country; I Call It Pentagonorrhea.

You've Got To Rattle Your Cage Door. You've Got To Let Them Know That You're In There, And That You Want Out. Make Noise. Cause Trouble. You May Not Win Right Away, But You'll Sure Have A Lot More Fun.

Any Woman Who Still Thinks Marriage Is A Fifty-fifty Proposition Is Only Proving That She Doesn't Understand Either Men Or Percentages.