The Biggest Sin Is Sitting On Your

Nail Polish Or False Eyelashes Isn't Politics. If You Have Good Politics, What You Wear Is Irrelevant. I Don't Take Dictation From The Pig-o-cratic Style Setters Who Say I Should Dress Like A Middle-aged Lady. My Politics Don't Depend On Whether My Tits Are In Or Out Of A Bra.

Any Woman Who Still Thinks Marriage Is A Fifty-fifty Proposition Is Only Proving That She Doesn't Understand Either Men Or Percentages.

Prostitutes Don't Sell Their Bodies, They Rent Their Bodies. Housewives Sell Their Bodies When They Get Married.

Unless You Are Political Or Intellectual, Events Like The Depression Are Seen As Personal Events. We Thought Of The Depression As Something That Made The Pipes Freeze; We Thought It Hit Us Because Daddy Didn't Move His Taxi Stand And Because He Broke His Hip. It Was Only Later I Found Out It Was A National Phenomenon.

I Know We're Termites. But If All The Termites Got Together, The House Would Fall Down.