For Years, My Job Was To Make

So Often, Over The Course Of Our Day-to-days, We Forget The Details Of What Shapes Us Most In Life. Sure, We'll Pay Through The Nose To Have Our Weddings Videotaped, But Can We Say The Same Thing About The First Time We Discovered Masturbation, Or The Moment We Realized That The True Nature Of The Opposite Sex Is To Lie And Humiliate (and I'm Not Just Talking About Women Here)? Usually Not.

Failure Is Success Training.

So I Know How I Watch Movies Which Is On My Laptop, Man. And That's How I Suspect A Lot Of People Do It.

I Wanted To Get My Movie Noticed Without Spending Any Ad Money. So I Made A Bit Of A Spectacle. I Recorded Lots Of Podcasts. I Bickered With Hate Groups. I Criticized Critics. I Banged Pots Together. I Did Everything I Could To Raise Awareness Without Raising Any Money To Do So.

I Sympathize Far More With Heavier People Than I Ever Will With Thin. I'll Never Be Thin. Let's Be Honest.