When You're An Artist, All You're Trying

It's Too Expensive, That's The Thing Nobody Wants To Talk About. It Is Too Expensive To Make Movies. That's Not True, It Is Too Expensive To Market Movies. Making Movies Is Not.

So Often, Over The Course Of Our Day-to-days, We Forget The Details Of What Shapes Us Most In Life. Sure, We'll Pay Through The Nose To Have Our Weddings Videotaped, But Can We Say The Same Thing About The First Time We Discovered Masturbation, Or The Moment We Realized That The True Nature Of The Opposite Sex Is To Lie And Humiliate (and I'm Not Just Talking About Women Here)? Usually Not.

Stop…stop, That’s The Next Generation Of Fans… How Dare You Pass Judgment On Those 12-year-old Girls Who Like Vampires! They Need To Be Encouraged Because In Six Years They’ll Be 18-year-old Girls Who Like Vampires And Are Into All Sorts Of Goth-permissive And Whatnot. Don’t Poo-poo It. There’s A Plan, And It’s Working.

I Really Would Love To Play A Hannibal Lector Or Psyco Type Character.

We Love Dirty Oral On The Down Low, But No Going Steady.