For The Most Sensitive Among Us The

Behind Every Great Man Is A Woman Rolling Her Eyes.

I'm A Hard Guy To Live With. I'm Like A Caged Animal. I'm Up All Night Walking Around The Living Room. It's Hard For Me To Come Down From What I Do.

It's Exhausting I Think To Just Say Really Yes To Everything For Real, Even If You Do It For A Day.

Until Ace Ventura, No Actor Had Considered Talking Through His Ass.

It's Always Fun To Do Something That You Know Ultimately Is Not About The Money, And It's Certainly Not For The Fame - Because It's A Pain In The Ass. But It's Really The Person In The Theater Seat You Think About When You Sit In A Room And Write.