Fear Is Going To Be A Player

Humor Is Not Debatable. It's Like Sex. Either You're Aroused Or You're Not. Nobody Can Reason You Around To Their Point Of View.

If I Had Never Ventured Beyond Being A Stand-up Comic, Then I Would Be Sitting In My House Today Working On My Leonardo Dicaprio Impression.

If You Give Up On Your Dreams, What's Left?

150 People Die Every Year From Being Hit By Falling Coconuts. Not To Worry, Drug Makers Are Developing A Vaccine.

Flowers Don't Worry About How They're Going To Bloom. They Just Open Up & Turn Toward The Light & That Makes Them Beautiful.