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The Russian Economy Is Tanking. It's Gotten So Bad That Today Vladimir Putin Had To Pawn His Stolen Super Bowl Ring. And Putin Will Finance His Next Invasion On Kickstarter.

There's No Business Like Show Business, But There Are Several Businesses Like Accounting.

My Good Friend Paul Shaffer And I Are Going To Continue In Show Business. Next Month Paul And I Will Debut Our New Act At Caesar's Palace With Our White Tigers.

Iraq Is So Bad That President Obama Phoned Hillary Clinton And Asked Her If She Could Start Early.