For The First Time Ever I Was

If You've Ever Made Change In The Offering Plate, You Might Be A Redneck.

I Hope Someday We Can Stamp Out Illiteracy In America. Of Course You'll Have To Kill Alot Of My Relatives To Do It.

You Might Be A Redneck If You're Still Scalping Tickets After The Concert Is Over.

If Someone At Fleet Farm Offers You Assistance And They Don't Work There You Might Live In Wisconsin.

Some People Like To Keep Their Grass Cut Really Short, So They Can See The Intruders Coming. Keep Those Kill Zones Open. I Say Let The Grass Grow Tall So They Don't Know There's A House Behind It. Some Call It Lazy, I Say It's Thinking.