For A Seriously Autistic Kid, The Best

I Figured Out Something Spiritual. Billboard This: 'life Is Supposed To Be Fun!'

At One Point, My House Was A School For Autistic Children. I Opened Up My Doors To About 30 Kids And Their Families At The Time. I Was Turning Into Mary Poppins Because I Had To Do Something For These Kids Who Have Nowhere To Go. So My House Was The School For Two Years.

For A Seriously Autistic Kid, The Best Prognosis Might Be Getting Into A Mainstream School Without Being Too Much Of A Shadow. For A Moderately Autistic Kid The Best Prognosis Is Full Recovery.

I'm So Scared Girls Look At My Breast Implants And Think, 'to Get Boys, You Need Big Boobs.' I Tell Them, 'don't Get It Done. Those Fears Go Away. You Develop Other Insecurities, But Breasts Aren't One Of Them.' I Want To Get Them Half-size.

My Philosophy Of Dating Is To Just Fart Right Away.