Fools Carry Their Daggers In Their Open

You Can Reach Stupidity Only With A Cannon Ball.

Genius Ain't Anything More Than Elegant Common Sense.

The Secret Of Forgiving Everything Is To Understand Nothing.

When A Man Gets Talking About Himself, He Seldom Fails To Be Eloquent And Often Reaches The Sublime.

In The Whole History Of The World There Is But One Thing That Money Cannot Buy...to Wit--the Wag Of A Dog's Tail.