Five Hundred Years From Now, Who'll Know

Life Is Like A Ten Speed Bicycle. Most Of Us Have Gears We Never Use.

My Mind Reels With Sarcastic Replies.

Happiness Is Waking Up, Looking At The Clock And Finding That You Still Have Two Hours Left To Sleep.

Only In Math Can You Buy Sixty Cantaloupes And No One Asks What The Hell Is Wrong With You.

Linus Van Pelt: Well, I Can Understand How You Feel. You Worked Hard, Studying For The Spelling Bee, And I Suppose You Feel You Let Everyone Down, And You Made A Fool Of Yourself And Everything. But Did You Notice Something, Charlie Brown? Charlie Brown: What's That? Linus Van Pelt: The World Didn't Come To An End.