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Though Her Husband Often Went On Business Trips, She Hated To Be Left Alone. "i've Solved Your Problem," He Said. "i've Bought You A St. Bernard. Its Name Is Great Reluctance. Now, When I Go Away, You Shall Know That I Am Leaving You With Great Reluctance!" She Hit Him With A Waffle Iron.

That's The Only Dog I Know Who Can Smell Someone Just Thinking About Food.

The Early Bird Gets The Worm But The Late Bird Doesn't Even Get The Late Worm.

Valentine, Just A Few Words To Tell You How I Love You. I Have Loved You Since The First Day I Saw You. Whenever That Was.

I Think I've Discovered The Secret Of Life - You Just Hang Around Until You Get Used To It.