A Beep On The Nose Is A

You Try For A Little Happiness, And What Do You Get? A Few Memories And A Fat Stomach!

Sometimes I Lie Awake At Night And Ask Why Me? Then A Voice Answers Nothing Personal, Your Name Just Happened To Come Up.

A Cartoonist Is Someone Who Has To Draw The Same Thing Day After Day Without Repeating Himself.

I Know The Answer! The Answer Lies Within The Heart Of All Mankind! The Answer Is Twelve? I Think I'm In The Wrong Building.

Are You Upset Little Friend? Have You Been Lying Awake Worrying? Well, Don't Worry...i'm Here. The Flood Waters Will Recede, The Famine Will End, The Sun Will Shine Tomorrow, And I Will Always Be Here To Take Care Of You.