A Beep On The Nose Is A

Life Is Too Short Not To Live It Up A Little!

I Wonder If There's Such A Thing As A Spiritual Dentist? I Think My Whole Personality Is Full Of Cavities!

Sometimes, When You're Really Depressed, All You Want To Do Is Nothing. All You Want To Do Is Lean Your Head On Your Arm, And Stare Into Space. Sometimes This Can Go On For Hours. If You're Unusually Depressed, You May Have To Change Arms.

It Was A Dark And Stormy Night. Suddenly, A Shot Rang Out! A Door Slammed. The Maid Screamed. Suddenly, A Pirate Ship Appeared On The Horizon! While Millions Of People Were Starving, The King Lived In Luxury. Meanwhile, On A Small Farm In Kansas, A Boy Was Growing Up.

I Think I'm Afraid Of Being Happy Because Whenever I Get Too Happy Something Bad Always Happens.