Firefighters Are Some Of The Most Selfless

When I'm On Stage, That's Me. It's Blown Up, But That's Me.

Doing The Same Character Over And Over, It Gets Boring.

My Kids Watch Everything Downloaded; They Have No Idea What The Numbers Or The Names Of The Channels Mean, Except "fx Makes The Show That I See On My Computer." So It's Harder To Get A Show On The Air, But At The Same Time, There Are A Lot Of Terrific Shows.

Did You Ever Notice They Never Take Any Fat Hostages? You Never See A Guy Coming Out Of Lebanon Going: "i Was Held Hostage For Seven Months And I Lost 175 Pounds, I Feel Good And I Look Good And I Learned Self-discipline. That's The Important Thing."

Ann Romney Talking About Middle Class Moms Is Like Chris Christie Talking About A Salad