Firefighters Are Some Of The Most Selfless

I Just Think It's Difficult For Them To See The Forest For The Trees Right Now, Which I Can't Blame Them For, Given The Circumstances They Found Themselves In.

Nobody Can Make More Fun Of Me Than I Already Make Of Myself.

I Wasn't The Best Student. I Wasn't Stupid, But I Wasn't Paying A Lot Of Attention.

Sometimes I Park In Handicap Spaces While Handicapped People Make Handicapped Faces.

Bill Murray Doesn't Do Anything. He Barely Shows Up At The Movies He Says He's Going To Do.