Fib, N. A Lie That Has Not

Admiration, N. Our Polite Recognition Of Another's Resemblance To Ourselves.

Cabbage: A Familiar Kitchen-garden Vegetable About As Large And Wise As A Man's Head.

Immortality: A Toy Which People Cry For, And On Their Knees Apply For, Dispute, Contend And Lie For, And If Allowed Would Be Right Proud Eternally To Die For.

Presidency, N. The Greased Pig In The Field Game Of American Politics.

Slang Is The Speech Of Him Who Robs The Literary Garbage Carts On Their Way To The Dumps.