Fib, N. A Lie That Has Not

Admiration, N. Our Polite Recognition Of Another's Resemblance To Ourselves.

Platonic, Adj. Pertaining To The Philosophy Of Socrates. Platonic Love Is A Fool's Name For The Affection Between A Disability And A Frost.

Man, N. An Animal So Lost In Rapturous Contemplation Of What He Thinks He Is As To Overlook What He Indubitably Ought To Be.

Wisdom Is Known Only By Contrasting It With Folly; By Shadow Only We Perceive That All Visible Objects Are Not Flat. Yet Philanthropos Would Abolish Evil!

Here's To Woman! Would That We Could Fold Into Her Arms Without Falling Into Her Hands.