Here's To Woman! Would That We Could

Minister, N. An Agent Of A Higher Power With A Lower Responsibility. In Diplomacy, An Officer Sent Into A Foreign Country As The Visible Embodiment Of His Sovereign's Hostility.

The Gambling Known As Business Looks With Austere Disfavor Upon The Business Known As Gambling.

Anoint, V.: To Grease A King Or Other Great Functionary Already Sufficiently Slippery.

Platonic, Adj. Pertaining To The Philosophy Of Socrates. Platonic Love Is A Fool's Name For The Affection Between A Disability And A Frost.

There Would Be Far Fewer Accidents If We Could Only Teach Telephone Poles To Be More Careful.