Few Criminals Die Sensible Of Their Crimes.

Imprudent Restrictions Often Force Youth Farther Than Enticement Would Carry Them; And Careless Limitation Is Frequently Worse Than No Injunction.

Education Makes Some Men Wiser, Others More Ridiculous And Foolish!

I Went To A Hypnotist. He Put Me Under A Spell, And Every Time I Had A Craving For A Cigarette, I Would Throw Up. It's Very Embarrassing Right After Sex. I Find It Pretty Hard To Get That Second Date After That. Girls Get All Snobby After You Barf On Them.

We Are Often Less Grieved At Disappointments Than At Ourselves For Having Said Much Concerning The Certainty Of Our Expectations.

Reason Is Always Weak Where Prejudice Is Strong.