Fatherhood Is Asking Your Son To Make

We're Not Raising Children With The Love That We Need To.

The Only Thing That You Can Get Into Without A Lot Of Trouble Is A Lot Of Trouble.

Sex Education May Be A Good Idea In The Schools, But I Don't Believe The Kids Should Be Given Homework.

'don't Worry About Senility', My Grandfather Used To Say.

It Doesn't Make Any Difference How Much Money A Father Earns, His Name Is Always Dad-can-i.... Like All Other Children, My Five Have One Great Talent: They Are Gifted Beggars. Not One Of Them Ever Ran Into The Room, Looked Up At Me, And Said, "i'm Really Happy That You're My Father, And As A Tangible Token Of My Appreciation, Here's A Dollar.