The Detroit String Quartet Played Brahms Last

Banquet: A Plate Of Cold, Hairy Chicken And Artificially Coloured Green Peas Completely Surrounded By Dreary Speeches And Appeals For Donations.

Good Manners: The Noise You Don't Make When You're Eating Soup.

The Person Who Can Bring The Spirit Of Laughter Into A Room Is Indeed Blessed.

One Of The Greatest Threats Facing Book Publishing, And The Entire Country For That Matter, Is Censorship.

There Once Was A Student Named Bessor Whose Knowledge Grew Lessor And Lessor. It At Last Grew So Small He Knew Nothing At All, And Today He's A College Professor!