Failure Is A Resource That Can Be

And Bring Me A Hard Copy Of The Internet So I Can Do Some Serious Surfing.

If You Spend All Your Time Arguing With People Who Are Nuts, You'll Be Exhausted And The Nuts Will Still Be Nuts.

Boss: I Just Heard That Light Travels Faster Than Sound. I'm Wondering If I Should Shout When I Speak, Just So My Lips Appear To Sync-up With My Words.

There's A Fine Line Between Participation And Mockery.

One Of The Great Things About Being Ignorant Is That I Often Think My Ideas Are Original. It's A Wonderful Feeling. That's Why I Try To Avoid Any Knowledge That Would Spoil The Sensation. Sometimes It Isn't Easy. People Keep Hurling Knowledge At Me, And I Can't Always Duck.