Failure Is A Resource That Can Be

I Have Infinite Capacity To Do More Work As Long As You Don't Mind That My Quality Approaches Zero.

As Long As There Are Annoying People In The World, I Won't Run Out Of Material.

I Discovered What I Call The Bill Gates Effect. That Is, The More Successful You Are, The Uglier You Get.

We're A Planet Of Nearly Six Billion Ninnies Living In A Civilization That Was Designed By A Few Thousand Amazingly Smart Deviants.

To The Engineer, All Matter In The Universe Can Be Placed Into One Of Two Categories: (1) Things That Need To Be Fixed, And (2) Things That Will Need To Be Fixed After You've Had A Few Minutes To Play With Them. If There Are No Problems Handily Available, They Will Create Their Own Problems. Normal People Don't Understand This Concept; They Believe That If It Ain't Broke, Don't Fix It. Engineers Believe That If It Ain't Broke, It Doesn't Have Enough Features Yet.