Everything Is Funny, As Long As It's

Long Ago When Men Cursed And Beat The Ground With Sticks, It Was Called Witchcraft. Today It's Called Golf.

If You Don't Like The Weather In Oklahoma, Wait A Minute And It'll Change.

It's The Greatest Game I Ever Saw. You Can't Lose. Everybody Buys To Sell And Nobody Buys To Keep. What's Worrying Me Is Who Is Going To Be The Last Owner. It's Just Like An Auction; The Only One Stuck Is The Last One.

America Is The First Country Where People Go To The Poor House In Their Car.

I Remember When Being Liberal Meant Being Generous With Your Own Money.