Everything Is Funny, As Long As It's

Invest In Inflation. It Is The Only Thing Going Up.

There Is No More Independence In Politics Than There Is In Jail.

There Ought To Be One Day - Just One - When There Is Open Season On Senators.

Some Say, What Is The Salvation Of The Movies? I Say, Run 'em Backwards. It Can't Hurt 'em And It's Worth A Trial.

You've Got To Be (an) Optimist To Be A Democrat, And You've Got To Be A Humorist To Stay One