Everything Is Funny, As Long As It's

If We Took Congress Seriously, We Would Be Worrying All The Time.

Funny Thing About Being A U.s. Senator, The Only Thing The Law Says You Have To Be Is 30 Years Old. Not Another Single Requirement. They Just Figure That A Man That Old Got Nobody To Blame But Himself If He Gets Caught In There.

You Got To Do More Than Just Live In The Country To Be A Farmer.

My Father Was One-eighth Cherokee Indian And My Mother Was Quarter-blood Cherokee. I Never Got Far Enough In Arithmetic To Figure Out How Much Injun That Made Me, But There's Nothing Of Which I Am More Proud Than My Cherokee Blood.

You Can't Legislate Intelligence And Common Sense Into People.