Everything Is Funny, As Long As It's

If You Get To Thinking You're A Person Of Some Influence, Try Ordering Somebody Else's Dog Around.

So Here We Are In A Country With More Wheat And Corn And More Money In The Bank, More Cotton, More Everything In The World-there's Not A Product That You Can Name That We Haven't Got More Of Than Any Other Country Ever Had On The Face Of The Earth-and Yet We've Got People Starving. We'll Hold The Distinction Of Being The Only Nation In The History Of The World That Ever Went To The Poor House In An Automobile.

I Know Worrying Works, Because None Of The Stuff I Worried About Ever Happened.

You Got To Do More Than Just Live In The Country To Be A Farmer.

It's Getting So If A Man Wants To Stand Well Socially, He Can't Afford To Be Seen With Either The Democrats Or The Republicans.