Everything I Ever Learned I Was Told

A Human Head Looks The Least Scary When It Is Attached.

But Long Story Short, I Didn't Start Doing Stand-up Because I Wanted To Have A Tv Show Or Be An Actor Or Even Wanted To Write Sketch Comedy. I Got Into Stand-up Because I Love Stand-up.

A Glove Is A Very Literal Looking Hand Puppet.

Usually My Favorite Joke Is Whichever Joke I Most Recently Came Up With That Surprised Me The First Time I Thought Of It.

Overheard Today In Restaurant: Can You Stop Listening To Our Conversation?