Everyone Rises To Their Level Of Incompetence.

A True Friend Will See You Through When Others See That You Are Through.

Bore : A Fellow Who Can Change The Subject Back To His Topic Of Conversation Faster Than You Can Change It Back To Yours.

America Is A Country That Doesn't Know Where It Is Going But Is Determined To Set A Speed Record Getting There.

Equal Opportunity Means Everyone Will Have A Fair Chance At Being Incompetent.

Ignorance Once Dispelled Is Difficult To Reestablish.