Everyone Rises To Their Level Of Incompetence.

. . . If You Can Tell The Difference Between Good Advice And Bad Advice, You Don't Need Advice.

I Inherited My Ability From Both Parents; My Mother's Ability For Spending Money, And My Father's Ability For Not Earning It.

There Are More Pretty Photographs Of Women Than There Are Photographs Of Pretty Women.

When A Person Puts His Best Foot Forward And Gets It Stepped On, That's Life.

Scientists Are Still Trying To Produce Life In The Laboratory, But It Shouldn't Be Difficult If The Laboratory Assistant Is Pretty And Willing.