Everyone Rises To Their Level Of Incompetence.

We Are Members Of A Strange Species That Devotes Its Energies To Climbing The Ladder Of Success In Order To Make Money To Buy Things We Don't Like.

Two Things Reduce Prejudice: Education And Laughter.

The Surest Sign That You Haven't Any Sense Is To Argue With One Who Hasn't.

There Are Two Sorts Of Losers - The Good Loser, And The One Who Can't Act.

A Bore Is A Person Who Lights Up The Room Simply By Leaving It.