Many Live By Their Wits But Few

A Bore Is A Person Who Lights Up The Room Simply By Leaving It.

A Bureaucrat's Idea Of Cleaning Up His Files Is To Make A Copy Of Every Paper Before He Destroys It.

Two Things Reduce Prejudice: Education And Laughter.

A Pessimist Is A Man Who Looks Both Ways When He Crosses The Street.

Would The Boy You Were Be Proud Of The Man You Are?