Many Live By Their Wits But Few

A Free Press Is One That Prints A Dictator's Speech But Doesn't Have To.

It's Strange That Men Should Take Up Crime When There Are So Many Legal Ways To Be Dishonest.

When You See Yourself Quoted In Print And You’re Sorry You Said It, It Suddenly Becomes A Misquotation.

There Are Some Men Who In A Fifty-fifty Proposition Insist On Getting The Hyphen Too.

He Laughs Best Whose Laugh Lasts.