Everybody Wants To Solve Everybody's Problems.

I Had So Many Freckles That My Mother Used To Say That They Were Kisses From The Angels. I Still Have Them.

And I Think Women Have Come A Very, Very Long Way, But They Have A Long Way To Go.

I Love Talking About Myself.

I Think The Institution Of Marriage Is A Great Idea, But For Me It's Just An Idea.

But I Know Somebody Who Has A Bedside Urinal. How Do I Compete With That?