I Think The Institution Of Marriage Is

I Think The Institution Of Marriage Is A Great Idea, But For Me It's Just An Idea.

But I Know Somebody Who Has A Bedside Urinal. How Do I Compete With That?

And I Think Women Have Come A Very, Very Long Way, But They Have A Long Way To Go.

Have I Seen The Commitments? I Was Obsessed With That Movie. I Just Watched It Again About Two Weeks Ago.

That's What The Holidays Are For - For One Person To Tell The Stories And Another To Dispute Them. Isn't That The Irish Way?