Everybody Loves Dogs. They're The Pizza Of

Remember, Jesus Would Rather Constantly Shame Gays Than Let Orphans Have A Family.

I Teach Sunday School, Motherf*****.

Yes, Dr. King Is Pro-gun Just As Surely As Jesus Would Be Pro-nails.

‎you Cannot Correct An Old Person Every Time They Say Something Offensive. You Would Never Make It Through Thanksgiving Dinner!

After Nearly 15 Minutes Of Soul Searching, I Have Heard The Call. Nation, I Will Seek The Office Of The President Of The United States. I Am Doing It!