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It Is A Well Known Fact That Reality Has Liberal Bias.

Facebook Stock Continues To Plummet. People Started Selling Once They Found Out Their Mom Bought It Too.

News For The Godless: Religion Is Inescapable. There Has Never Been A Human Society Without Some Form Of Worship. And Don't Point To Communist Societies Like The Soviet Union - They Worshipped Blue Jeans.

Don't Cry Over Spilled Milk-- Get Angry And Punch A Cow.

If You Repeat It, It's True. If You Repeat It, It's True. And Through Repetition, Something Becomes True. If You Repeat It Enough. Until It Becomes True. Or Do I Need To Repeat That For You?