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My Religious Position: I Think That God Could Do A Lot Better, And I'm Willing To Give Him The Chance.

Once You Become Self-conscious, There Is No End To It; Once You Start To Doubt, There Is No Room For Anything Else.

For The Happiest Life, Days Should Be Rigorously Planned, Nights Left Open To Chance.

A Love That Lasts For Twenty Years May Be Better Than Love, But It Isn't Love.