Neurotics Always Feel As Though They Were

I'm Always There To Tell People That Their Life Is Not That Bad. I Wish It Was Easy To Follow That Advice.

My Doctor Is Nice; Every Time I See Him, I'm Ashamed Of What I Think Of Doctors In General.

No Good Neurotic Finds It Difficult To Be Both Opinionated And Indecisive.

I Know Which Side My Bread Is Buttered On: The Side Which Falls On The Carpet.

When Women Feel They Have Learned To Forgive Their Mothers - And Men, Their Fathers - All It Usually Means Is That They've Decided To Allow Themselves The Same Kind Of Behavior.