Every Time Something Pops In My Head,

If The Police Ever Try To Pick Me Up, Michael Jackson Told Me I Can Hide Out At His House.

A Landlord Is Showing A Couple Around An Apartment. The Husband Looks Up And Says, 'wait A Minute. This Apartment Doesn't Have A Ceiling.' The Landlord Answers, 'that's Ok. The People Upstairs Don't Walk Around That Much.'

I Wanted To Be A Brain Surgeon, But I Had A Bad Habit Of Dropping Things.

I Always Try To Avoid Anything That Has To Do With My Life.

Every Time I Give A Straight Answer And Read It In A Magazine, I Say, 'ouch.' One Day I'd Like To Talk To A Psychoanalyst About Why Celebrities Reveal So Much Of Themselves In Interviews.