Every Time I Talk To A Fancy

If I See A Chapstick That I've Never Tried, I Have To Buy It. And Then Once That Door's Been Opened, I Have To Check The Whole Store To See If There Are More Chapsticks That I Don't Have.

If A Guy Was Like, 'let Me Serenade You,' And It Was Bad, And I Had To Lie About It - Can't Have It.

One Of The Surprises Of Being A Grown-up Is Embracing The Fact That You See Your Friends When You Are Both Available. It's Not Like You Hang Out All The Time.... It's Just The Reality.

I'm The Person Who Wouldn't Send Back My Food Even If I Got Steak When I'd Ordered Fish.

It's A Lot Easier To Act When The Writing Is Good. Nothing Is More Frustrating Than Trying To Figure Out 'well, Why Did I Say This Next?'