I Don't Usually Drink Caffeine So That

There Are Times When I Still Feel Like An Actual Toddler In A Grown-up - Well, Semi-grown-up - Body. But Other Times I Can't Wait To Actually Be 30, Just So I Can Say Things Like, "i'm 30. I Don't Have Time For That. F - K Off!"

I Feel Like People Want There To Be This Mystery Between Film And Theater, But I Just Kind Of Went Where I Got Jobs, You Know?

Every Time I Talk To A Fancy Journalist And They Ask What I Do In My Free Time My Scumbag Brain Goes 'say Masturbate, It'll Be Hilarious'.

The Thing Is, My Appearance – That’s Never Been My Moneymaker. I’m Fine Being Small. I’m Fine Being All The Things I Am. And I’m Happy I’m Not Supposed To Be On The 50 Most Beautiful List All The Time, Because That Would Be Super F**king Stressful.

I Can't Cook To Save My Life But I Can Bake A Flour-less Chocolate-hazelnut Tort With A Spicy Caramel Sauce.