I'm The Person Who Wouldn't Send Back

My Family Has Had To Become Quite Understanding About Me Not Returning Phone Calls When I'm Filming.

I Just Got On Twitter Because There Was Some Mtv Film Blog That Quoted Me On Something Really Innocuous That I Supposedly Said On Twitter Before I Was Even On Twitter. So Then I Had To Get On Twitter To Say: 'this Is Me. I'm On Twitter. If There's Somebody Else Saying That They're Me On Twitter, They're Not.'

I Like To Think Of Myself Less Like 'an Adult' And More Like A 'former Fetus.'

If You Tell A Guy You Don't Like Being Tickled And He Tickles You Anyway, That's A Red Flag.

If I See A Chapstick That I've Never Tried, I Have To Buy It. And Then Once That Door's Been Opened, I Have To Check The Whole Store To See If There Are More Chapsticks That I Don't Have.