Every Time I See Him, He's Not

I Think Little League Is Wonderful. It Keeps The Kids Out Of The House.

The Ballparks Have Gotten Too Crowded. That's Why Nobody Goes To See The Game Anymore.

What The Hell Is Wrong With Him Now?

He Can Run Anytime He Wants. I'm Giving Him The Red Light.

You Better Cut The Pizza In Four Pieces Because I'm Not Hungry Enough To Eat Six.