I'm Glad I Was In The Navy.

In Theory There Is No Difference Between Theory And Practice. In Practice There Is.

I'd Say He's Done More Than That.

If You're Going To Cheat, It's Better If You Don't Get Caught.

Nothing Is Like It Seems, But Everything Is Exactly Like It Is.

I Really Didn't Say Everything I Said. [...] Then Again, I Might Have Said 'em, But You Never Know.