Every Time I Find A Girl Who

You Mustn't Take Any Award So Seriously.

Love Isn't An Opinion, It's A Chemical Reaction.

I Wish I Believed I'd See My Parents Again, See My Wife Again. But I Know It's Not Going To Happen.

I Was On The Johnny Carson Show, I Believe 114 Or 104 Times. And Aside From Those Times On The Air, I Never Spoke To Him. I Never Met Him

In Fact, It Used To Be A Joke If You Studied At A University