Every Time I Find A Girl Who

You Mustn't Take Any Award So Seriously.

Awards Sell Tickets, And They're A Clever Publicity Stunt.

I Wish I Believed I'd See My Parents Again, See My Wife Again. But I Know It's Not Going To Happen.

There's Only One Thing Worse Than A Man Who Doesn't Have Strong Likes And Dislikes, And That's A Man Who Has Strong Likes And Dislikes Without The Courage To Voice Them.

Marilyn Monroe Was No Fun To Work With. She Would Report To Work Around 5:00 In The Evening. You've Been In Make-up Since 8:30 In The Morning Waiting For Her.