I Would Have Started The National Actors

There's Only One Thing Worse Than A Man Who Doesn't Have Strong Likes And Dislikes, And That's A Man Who Has Strong Likes And Dislikes Without The Courage To Voice Them.

Awards Are Only A Publicity Gimmick.

Every Time I Find A Girl Who Can Cook Like My Mother - She Looks Like My Father

I Was On The Johnny Carson Show, I Believe 114 Or 104 Times. And Aside From Those Times On The Air, I Never Spoke To Him. I Never Met Him

I Thought That I Held The Record Of Most Appearances On The Bob Hope Show, But I Think - It's Brooke Shields